Unicorns eat glitter. Duh.
Assuming you survive after bursting from the excitement, the list of things you’d see is pretty out of control. What might you see or experience:
- Unicorns pooping rainbows and vomiting glitter
- Fanny packs making a comeback and being premiered during Fashion Week
- Dogs playing croquet while smoking cigars
And my most favorite…
- WORLD PEACE!
So what if I have an over-active imagination… it’s what makes me unique… it gives me pizzazz! All kidding aside, the past few days have been pretty amazing. Excluding the death of a relative, all the excitement I’ve experienced has been ridiculous!
I’ve managed to meet some cool new people, I forged new relationships with a few companies, and I’ve had a McGriddle at least 4 days this week! For most of you, the mere thought of having a McGriddle nearly every day of the week would give you the runs, but not me. My stomach is made of steel (and bile and other acidic fluids… like orange juice), I can throw back 5 beers in… well… I don’t know how long it’d take me to drink that many beers, but you get my drift.
I’ve got a birthday party for a friend this evening, but before that, I think I shall attend the welfare happy hour. What’s that you ask? $10 all-you-can-drink. Dangerous? Yes. Fun? Totally. Sober? Not so much.
Love ya, mean it!
